soundlyawake:

are we really fucking real right now
rapgamelucas:

seen in Milwaukee, Wisconsin

rapgamelucas:

seen in Milwaukee, Wisconsin

(via intelligent-thot)

crossdog367:

It makes me sick the way men, especially white men, talk about black women. “Oh, they’re statistically less attractive.” “Statistically, they have more testosterone, that’s why they’re so angry.” “They’re statistically less likely to marry, and raise kids without a man, that makes them sluts.”

You know what black women are statistically less likely to do? Shoot up a school.

jessethorn:

The Raiders’ Maurice Jones-Drew - a touchdown capped with a “Hands Up - Don’t Shoot” pose.

“I am raising three African American boys,” Jones-Drew told the Chronicle. “Whenever you see things like that … and it’s not just Ferguson, I was in Jacksonville when Trayvon Martin happened, I was in Jacksonville when the gas station shooting over the loud music happened. Those things touch home.

“I definitely wanted to show the people out in Ferguson and around the world that as athletes, we understand and we try to do whatever we can to make a statement. If we could do more, we would.”

A little more in the San Francisco Chronicle.

(via proletarianinstinct)

Can someone just kill Paul Elam?

Thanks.

totheinternetandbeyond:

wecanbreatheinouterspace:

totheinternetandbeyond:

I lost the cap to a soda bottle

Then you’re fucking stupid. If you can’t drink a soda without a cap, then you’re fucking stupid. 

LISTEN HERE YOU LITTLE SHIT. I COULDN’T FIND THE CAP TO AN ALMOST FULL 2 LITER BOTTLE OF DIET COKE. I WASN’T ABOUT TO DRINK THE WHOLE GOD DAMN THING ON THE SPOT. I DONT EVEN LIKE DIET COKE THAT MUCH. IF I PUT IT IN THE FRIDGE IN THE BOTTLE IT WOULD HAVE GONE FLAT SO DONT FUCKING CALL ME STUPID I AM THE FUTURE


I think the most hilarious thing about this is that is you were to leave a bag of soda in the fridge, it would explode, because the pressure builds up as the carbon dioxide falls out of solution and is released as a gas.But I mean, science and stuff.

totheinternetandbeyond:

wecanbreatheinouterspace:

totheinternetandbeyond:

I lost the cap to a soda bottle

Then you’re fucking stupid. If you can’t drink a soda without a cap, then you’re fucking stupid. 

LISTEN HERE YOU LITTLE SHIT. I COULDN’T FIND THE CAP TO AN ALMOST FULL 2 LITER BOTTLE OF DIET COKE. I WASN’T ABOUT TO DRINK THE WHOLE GOD DAMN THING ON THE SPOT. I DONT EVEN LIKE DIET COKE THAT MUCH. IF I PUT IT IN THE FRIDGE IN THE BOTTLE IT WOULD HAVE GONE FLAT SO DONT FUCKING CALL ME STUPID I AM THE FUTURE

I think the most hilarious thing about this is that is you were to leave a bag of soda in the fridge, it would explode, because the pressure builds up as the carbon dioxide falls out of solution and is released as a gas.

But I mean, science and stuff.

(via puta-bacan)

praggnificent:

werewolfetude:

PSA:

Some people have sex and that’s okay

Some people don’t have sex and that’s also okay

but what’s NOT okay is putting fucking ketchup in your god damn mac and cheese

I understand almost everything but I do not understand ketchup on mac and cheese.

we will never understand ketchup on mac and cheese

(Source: vicepresidentgay)

Why do you threaten it?

(Source: edenprimes, via praggnificent)

kafers:

It is literally my ambition in life to be a cool pirate.

(Source: velannas, via neoliberalismkills)

holybikinisbatman said: PPL PUT KETCHUP ON MAC&CHEESE???!

YEAH SERIOUSLY WTF?????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!